I’m so happy in this picture because:
a. A cup of rice just walked in and said, “I don’t make you fat anymore.”
b. A priest, a preacher, and a rabbi walk into a bar and…
c. It’s almost Christmas and there’s an even fatter guy in red coming to town.
Pick one, write it on a 1/4 sheet of paper (intermediate pad only, not those yellow hipster ones) and send it to your nearest government office. If 500 of you send it, there will be 500 pieces of useless 1/4 sheets of paper there, just like anything they do anyway.
